January 8, 2011

Diary of Shaymas Blarneystone of D**lry

Filed under: treading a fine line — Tags: — lucygraywoolff @ 5:09 pm

Christ I’m bored.

Thought I’d have scored

By now.

With this voluptuous cow.

Yeah, I know I’m a crank.

My training is rank

Non  existent.

Wish she’d hurry up bleating,

In a mo I’ll gie her a shout.

Time’s up

You mucky sexy pup.

The tape’s running out.

Have to get to Greggs

To scrounge & to begs

My late breakfast.

Then I’ve got important meeting

@ the F***ing H**d-ons C**ts & Prossies.

Hope the rossies

Don’t raid us.

I cuss

Those who near discover what I;m doing

And interfere

My ride last night didn’t even last

The pace.

I barely nearly ever scored.

Desperate for a surreptitious wank.

She’ll never know from my face!

I come from a cunning & uneducated race

Who think they are ace.

Cover muck wi bits of tatty lace.

Owt to save face.

Copyright held @lgw2011


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