lucygraywoolff

January 14, 2011

Ode to the Scottish Police

Filed under: treading a fine line — Tags: — lucygraywoolff @ 5:18 pm

Sign it, pretty plez

NO!

Sign it, we beg of you

NO!

Away

Today

& stew

Your balls.

Sign it, cos we calls

The shots.

Or else…..

Or else….what?

WE got

You bang to rights.

Yes, Shawn Breckinridge

Is an obnoxious Rumpelstiltskin shite

Wi a mind like a fridge.

But he beat you

Bang to [wrongs] rights.

Had a bent lawyer

You silly mare.

Dont gie us that awful stare

Or us two

We’ll scare

The living daylights

Out of you.

No!

He did show

Me his wee willy.

He owns to no Degree

A right wee no willy

Uneducated silly!

Well off to jail

With you. my lass.

Ye’ll no grass.

Do I no get bail?

Copyright held @ & by lgw 2011

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