lucygraywoolff

February 24, 2011

Filed under: mensatl mauling and shaymas — lucygraywoolff @ 2:37 pm

ODE TO EAMONN K***E & HIS DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDREL TRICKS

I was dissed

By the Irish.

Two evil bastards.

Wish they’d missed

Me out.

Now there’s a surprise

All you guys

Out there.

Not!!

Two pissed

Off [so-called] men

For the price of one.

The sons

Of a gun.

Arseholes,

Who tried to shout, scold and bowl

Me over.

One a six footer,

Thinks he’s so handsome

Only to his mum!

Yet so terribly vain.

A real pain

In the proverbial butt!

T’other one a leprechaun

Name of Sh**n.

A looter

Of women’s vaginal secrets.

Anon

Oh, Eamonn you ‘beane’

And gone and done it

Still pretending to look for Mary

F****

Quite scary

He is!

Can’ t spell

To save himself

To boot.

The ignorant oirsih coot!

And wee

Breckinridge

The mini-me

So free

With the confidences

Of M

Wi the mind of an unwashed fridge.

Two prime

Wasters

Not worth a goddamn dime.

One a midge

One an uneducated giant.

Oh I wasn’t compliant

By any manner or means.

Far be it for me.

Owning an IQ of almost 203

They, pretending same

Intelligence…not!

One tried to show me

With his miniscule weiner.

What he used to pee.

The other locked me up

Without access

To a lawyer

Like a lost pup.

Both bent,

I kent

It all along.

They two, only happy in an adoring throng!

To me they should be wiped

From the face of the earth

They create only a strong pong.

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