lucygraywoolff

February 1, 2011

The Napoleon Syndrome BY SHAYMAS BLARNEYSTANE

Filed under: mensatl mauling and shaymas — Tags: — lucygraywoolff @ 6:29 pm

I work as a “service manager”

And proudly sport

Greasy Ronan Keating hair.

Used to be ¬†a “head counsellor”

For the NHS

……..No less.

Makes me sound important,

When I squawk

And talk

And rant

And soil my skants

With excitement.

I pretend to tutor and advise

At the University of Edinburgh

Ah but what I court

Is all pure lies.

When all I am is a down and out

Fake

A charlatan

Whom people despise.

Using,

Abusing,

Misusing

All  information

Cos I’m allowed thru my station.

I ought to quake

And visibly shake

In case I’m found out

As I tout

And spout

And fllout

FAKE QUALIFICATIONS

My fake wares.

I stares at tits

All day

But what the hey

Tis a benefit

In life.

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